On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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