we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
