she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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