it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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