She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
My penis needs a shock collar
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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