I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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