Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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