Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
