It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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