Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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