I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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