I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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