Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
cat food counts as protein by the way
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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