Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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