I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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