Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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