remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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