After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it glows. i had to have it.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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