i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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