I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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