I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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