If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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