Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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