well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
