And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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