I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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