How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize