sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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