Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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