I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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