So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
So much Jack, so little girl.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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