I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hey! you should come over!
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