Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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