: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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