It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Randomize
