I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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