So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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