Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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