at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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