the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
