Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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