when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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