no. you can't hotbox the world.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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