I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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