I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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