my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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