I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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