Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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