she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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