Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
