I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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