so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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