Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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