Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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