And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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