so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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